Brexit Briefing: Settled Status.

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Here is the application form for 'Settled Status.' 

You will be needing a wheelbarrow to transport it to your home.

And a lawyer to help you fill it in.

And a very large amount of ink.

We will probably lose it at some point upon its return to this office. We apologise in advance.

Not all applications will be successful.

The decision of this office is final.

No correspondence will be entered into.

Good luck with your application.



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