Brexit Briefing: The Stroppy Teenager of the European Union.

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artycelia 
Great Britain is Kevin the Teenager and the EU is the long suffering parent. It's almost funny.

GB: It's not fair, I hate my life.
EU: Well, life's not fair, we just all have to do our bit.
GB: I don't want to. It's not fair.
EU: Well, in life, sometimes it rains and sometimes it's sunny.
GB: I 'ate the rain.
EU: It makes the crops grow.
GB: I 'ate crops, they're boring.
EU: Life can be fun or life can be boring. It's up to you how you see things.
GB: You're lying, everyfink's boring.
EU:Life can be fun, the whole of Europe could be your playground. Lots of art, culture, friendships, food, lots of people to back you up if you find yourself in trouble, a sense of camaraderie, a union of people with the same goals.
GB: My dad said you stole all our fish. My dad said you stole all our jobs. My dad said  you are all krupt (sic)
EU: Go to bed Kevin, we'll deal with you in the morning. (Weary sigh)

End of Day One.

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